Friday Afternoon Scratchpad

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To: matthew@defectiveyeti.com
From: mustaphawaziri5@virgilio.it
Subject: THE STORY OF MY LIFE, PLEASE READ!!!

Jesus Christ, these bloggers are getting more aggressive every year.

Sorry, Man

Sorry, Man

Quack

Because I am a staunch opponent of animal cruelty, I’ve decided to stop using KY jelly. I recently learned that it is made by taking an adorable little ducky and cutting off its first three letters.

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Porn Films For Robosexuals

Some Like It Bot
Rebel Without A Program
Output Anything
Uncanny Valley of the Dolls
The Old Man and the PC
Anode What You Did Last Summer
Cool Grasping Mechanism Luke
Neural Network
Cape Amphere
Schindler’s Array
The Cogfather
ROMadeus
A Roomba With A View
In the Heat Of The Byte
Unborgiven
An Affair To Cache
Chariots of Wire
Men In #000000
The Best Gears Of Our Lives

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16 comments.

  1. Wouldn’t it be “Men in #000000″?

  2. Um… I hate to be the token dissenter, but what an awful piece of oratory. Not only do we lack a Churchill, but his speechwriter must’ve caught the last plane out, too. Hire an editor, Olbermann… we need the message, but not delivered like this.

  3. I can’t get Clack to do anything. I just see the “spinning red sun” and “Casual Gameplay”. The only links I can find on that screen are to Adobe and to a review of the game. I’ve tried two different browsers. Any ideas?

  4. george, make sure nothing is moving, that you’ve pressed the square orange stop button. now click the stick things to change their length. do it one at a time and watch where they go when you click the triangle.
    i hope i havent annoyed anyone by telling you.

    IM STUCK ON NUMBER 12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. I think I just hit “frustrating”. Got 13, but now I’m stuck. Are you sure it gets fun again?

  6. The Silence of the RAM
    Debbie Does Data
    To Crash a Mockingbird
    Das Reboot
    The Great ESC
    Kill Bill: Partition 1
    8.5
    Die Hard Drive
    Walk the Queue

    … and my favorite …
    1100 Angry Men

  7. Full Metal Sprocket (ok, not porn, but still funny)

  8. The Uncanny Valley? How obscurely geeky, yet so appropriate.

  9. i finished clack!

  10. - Visual Basic Instinct
    - Matrix Downloaded
    - The Cyber House Rules
    - Droiders of the Lost Ark

    Had a few mode but Dug got there first.

  11. - Visual Basic Instinct
    - Matrix Downloaded
    - The Cyber House Rules
    - Droiders of the Lost Ark

    Had a few mode but Dug got there first.

  12. what about films for hobosexuals? Once you go crack you never go back.

  13. what about films for hobosexuals? Once you go crack you never go back.

  14. what about films for hobosexuals? Once you go crack you never go back.

  15. Matt:

    “Sorry, Man” is probably the funniest thing I have seen all year, and I can’t explain why because I laugh myself to tears when I even look at it.

    Thanks. :)

  16. “Schindler’s Stack” sounds a bit dirtier, and nerdier in the bargain.