Project Management

Here’s an easy way to determine which couples are the parents of toddlers: listen for the people who describe five-minute tasks in terms of “a project.”

You: What are you guys up to this evening?

Couple That May Be The Parents Of A Toddler: The batteries in our remote control died, so we’ll be replacing those tonight. Not that we ever get to watch DVDs anymore, hah hah! Hah hah hah hah! Hah hah! Sob!

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