The Bad Review Revue

School for Scoundrels : “To call it slight is to slight the word ‘slight.'” — David Elliott, SAN DIEGO UNION-TRIBUNE

Man of the Year: “Many actors were paid to pretend Williams is still funny.” — Chris Hewitt, ST. PAUL PIONEER PRESS

Employee of the Month: “It’s simply too depressing that people sat in a boardroom, read this script and said, ‘We’re ready to go!'” — David Gilmour, GLOBE AND MAIL

One Night With The King: “Dear Lord, why must Your most ardent followers unleash such bad movies in Your name?” — Josh Bell, LAS VEGAS WEEKLY

Flyboys: “If the current legroom in economy class doesn’t make you resent the birth of the Wright Brothers, Flyboys certainly will.” — Michael Booth, DENVER POST

The Grudge 2: “Likely to induce deja vu. Not the cool, eerie deja vu, but the ‘Hey, isn’t that exactly what happened in the first movie?’ deja vu.” — Michael Ordona, LOS ANGELES TIMES

The Covenant: “Movies like this are why we have eyelids.” — Colin Covert, MINNEAPOLIS STAR TRIBUNE

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