The Gift of the Magi, By O. Reilly

December 14th, 2006

I didn’t so much “write” this story for The Morning News as amalgamate it.

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8 comments.

  1. It seems that Della gets the better end of the deal in this story. Della’s hair – much like the Republicans – will come be back eventually.

    And there’s a joke in there somewhere about security on the Democrat’s watch but I haven’t worked that bit out yet.

    Posted by Duane on December 14th, 2006.

  2. Has O’Rilley noticed that Wal-Mart’s Holiday slogan this year, “Be Bright,” is code for “Be an atheist”?

    http://www.the-brights.net/

    Posted by straight on December 14th, 2006.

  3. So how do you get 60 pennies added to any other currency (other than pennies) to get $1.87? Do you have a twelve cent coin?

    Posted by EdgeWise on December 14th, 2006.

  4. Bwahahahahahah!

    You the bad, bad man.

    Posted by Carny Asada on December 14th, 2006.

  5. :thumbsup:

    Posted by Friendless on December 14th, 2006.

  6. Say…I noticed your whale-reader picture dealie on the top of your page is gone, does that mean what I think it means?

    That you are actually DONE with that God Aweful book?

    Is it a Christmas miracle????

    Posted by Becca on December 15th, 2006.

  7. The part about Terry Gross’s hair was my favorite.

    Posted by bred on December 15th, 2006.

  8. Oh, that was inspired.

    By the way, you could get $1.87 and have 60 cents of it be in pennies if you had four half-penny coins. Were ha’pennies in use when O. Reilly was writing? Or had the forces of liberal secularism (or is that secular liberalism) abolished them in their efforts to socialize the monetary supply?

    Posted by Dan Someone on December 15th, 2006.