Comments on: Slacker Suggestions Sought

By: Alkelda

Alkelda — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 17:14:59 +0000

The only thing stupid about the Whiz is that there aren't distributing agents in the USA. I still want one in my stocking, though. I wonder if it would get through customs in one piece....

By: the lorax

the lorax — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 16:51:43 +0000

The perfect gift for the complete slacker-who owns a dog. GoDogGo! The Automatic Fetch Machine, complete with remote control-- http://www.buygodoggo.com/

By: la peregrina

la peregrina — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 00:51:58 +0000

I'm going with a classic, Ron Popeil's Pocket Fisherman . It conveniently "Fits into Your Glove Compartment" or "Attaches to Your Belt." Plus, for a limited time only you can get two for the price of one! Love the motto: "It's always ready for the fish to strike." http://ronco.com/rco_prodinfo.aspx?pid=PF7201101001&color=&active=ascry

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 18:44:05 +0000

Mr. T in Your Pocket!!!! A talking keychain, and I certainly feel quite sorry for the idiot who doesn't have one. http://www.amazon.com/Mr-Your-Pocket-Talking-Keychain/dp/B00026ZFIY/sr=8-1/qid=1166643714/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-3143372-6466363?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games

By: Beckto

Beckto — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 17:47:36 +0000

I have 6 words for you: "miraculous quesadilla with panda bear image" http://cgi.ebay.com/miraculous-quesadilla-with-panda-bear-image_W0QQitemZ170062473292QQihZ007QQcategoryZ1468QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Enough said.

By: Virginia

Virginia — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 17:00:09 +0000

I actually think these Monty Python Killer Bunny Slippers are kind of cool, but I felt like posting them on your slacker guide anyway. Then there's Smittens, the mittens designed for the most irritatingly codependent couple on your gift list. You'll be nauseated, they'll be delighted. Bonus: ability to create new Yuletide Tradition, "Christmas Red Rover". The anatomically correct Gummy Heart is a sure winner for your own sweetheart; not at all creepy. And lastly, you can now purchase the laziest meat by-product, Spam, via the laziest consumer method, online. Merry Whatever!

By: Your Sis

Your Sis — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 16:51:56 +0000

Never been stupider! Barbie Doll with a pooping dog. http://www.amazon.com/Barbie-Forever-Doll-Tanner-Dog/dp/B000ELIXA4

By: benny

benny — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 14:47:20 +0000

I posted some really bad products on this page. “The Daddle” is probably the worst.

http://theskinnyonbenny.com/blog2/archives/262

and oh yeah, I didn’t mention the freedom blanket, which I had already made fun of too much (freedomblanket.com)

By: Yeti mom

Yeti mom — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:03:02 +0000

I can’t believe that people actually took the time to write reviews of bananas on the Amazon website. Now I guess I will have to get one for the Yeti for Christmas!

By: lani

lani — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 22:22:34 +0000

Maybe it’s not fitting for a ‘survival’ guide…

The 10 Most Dangerous Toys of All Time
http://www.radarmagazine.com/features/2006/12/toys.php

And by the way…Sweet jeebus McKenzie! Hope you Seattlians get a break soon…