More Odorous Than A Flowering Gardenia

 

I’m actually kind of impressed by how many ways this offends me.

Curmudgeon: With crap like this on the market, I’m beginning to think Marx had a point.

Father: I’m going to pass on having my three year-old son smell like musk, thanks.

Nerd: Superman is DC, not Marvel! Dude, don’t even talk to me if you can’t keep your comic book universes straight.

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