The Bad Review Revue

Black Snake Moan: “Maybe [Samuel L.] Jackson should avoid any more movies with ‘snake’ in the title.” — Peter Rainer, CHRISTIAN SCIENCE MONITOR

I Think I Love My Wife: “Attaching Chris Rock to I Think I Love My Wife is like chaining a Kentucky Derby winner to the merry-go-round in a petting zoo.” — Lawrence Toppman, CHARLOTTE OBSERVER

300: “Should have been called Ode to a Grecian Ab.” — Michael Phillips, CHICAGO TRIBUNE

Arthur and the Invisibles: “This kids’ cartoon from France is such a surreally demented attempt to connect with children that it’s the equivalent of foie gras breakfast cereal or a bleu cheese milkshake.” — Kyle Smith, NEW YORK POST

The Hills Have Eyes II: “The only folks jumping out of their seats were the ones going for a drink refill.” — Michael Rechtshaffen, HOLLYWOOD REPORTER

Premonition: “I have a strong premonition I’m about to give this movie a big thumbs down.” — Richard Roeper, EBERT & ROEPER, AT THE MOVIES

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