1983.5 (Beta)

INT - CHENEY'S LAIR - AFTERNOON CHENEY sits behind a desk. He is playing NINTENDOGS on his DS, but, instead of trying to teach them tricks, he is STABBING the puppies with his STYLUS.CHENEY: Not so tough now, are you? Answer me! Oh, you want some too, bitch?!The INTERCOM on CHENEY's desk buzzes. He sighs, reluctantly puts the DS in

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Greenhouse Gas

Email from my conservative buddy Duane, with whom I maintain relations so I can credibly claim to have at least one conservative friend:To: Matthew From: Duane Date: Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:27:37 -0700 Subject: I made up a joke! What do you call the sketchy math used by global warming alarmists? Al Gore-ithims!I've previously made my views on Al Gore

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Weekend

Guess who had a grrrrreat weekend! No, seriously, take a guess. Go ahead. Wha-? "Morgan Freeman"? No, I ... how the hell would I know what kind of weekend Morgan Freeman had? And why would I be writing about his weekend on my blog? Look, I'm going to just tell you, because you don't appear to be very good at

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Squiggle

The Squirrelly is inexplicably three. I have no idea how that happened. It's as if time were some sort of nonspatial continuum in which events occur in irreversible succession from the past through to the future, or something. And while "The Squirrelly" suited him well when he was an infant and toddler, a more dignified blogonym seems appropriate for someone

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A Selection Of Articles “Speedy Deleted” from Wikipedia in February 2007

February 1: Ball Sweat February 2: Fiction Deaths February 3: Assorted Bargains February 4: Chinese muslims studying overseas February 5: How to Successfully Complete Online Offers for Free Stuff February 6: Fog pump February 7: Air Poo February 8: Influence of Music February 9: Ultramaterialism February 10: Polydimensional industrial bio-cosmic psychology of microscopic bacterium February 11: Saturday (Carpenters song) February

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Fool And His Money

Coworker One: The vending machine is giving out Susan B. Anthony coins. Coworker two: Mm? Coworker One: Yeah. I put in a five, and got four of these back as change. It usually gives you those Sacagawea coins--I've never seen it give Susan B's before. Coworker two: I've never seen a Susan B. Anthony coin in my life. Coworker One:

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