14 thoughts on “The Adventure of the Missing Stocking

  1. Only two criticisms, Matthew; one, there was no deluge of new, confusing and highly superfluous characters introduced during the narrative; and two, your characters engaged in dialog and moved the “plot” forward at least a little bit – the real writers of LOST would have resorted to many more silent, meaningful glares that are meant to convey a solemnity and seriousness of occasion, but do nothing whatsoever to advance the audience’s comprehension of the “story” or, in fact, to entertain in anyway.

    Does that sound like I’m a bit bitter?

  2. A conspicuous absence of the word “singular,” but other than that you had me going until the hippo bit.

  3. “Egress” is a noun, dude. You can’t “egress” from anything. You can “effect your egress” from something, I guess.

  4. Just had to tell you that I very much enjoy this blog. I spent this past Saturday laughing out loud so much that tears of joy sprang from my eyeballs. I was reading “favorite posts”. I kept reading the punch lines out loud to my husband. The Queen is my hero.

    Carry on.

  5. A reasonable satire of much of the second season through last November, but, if you’ve been watching since the break, I hope you’ll agree that the writers have advanced the plot quite a bit, and coherently at that. It’s back in my top three shows. I’d love to see you parody 24, surely the riper show for satire.

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