The Queen: Do you want to watch America’s Next Top Model with me.
Me: Ah, no. I did that once in my lifetime, so I’m good, thanks.
The Queen: Oh, come on.
Me: Sorry, but I just don’t understand the appeal of a bunch of stupid people prancing around like idiots and blurting out whatever damned-fool thing flitters through their heads.
The Queen: … says the guy who reads political blogs.