Dear Mainstream Media

Please stop saying that the Democrats in Congress "had to" drop timetables from the Iraq funding bill. They did not "have to." They chose to, because they are cowards. Please make a note of it.

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Mob Rule: Belatedly Yours

Here's a question I've been carrying around in my head for months. I've been meaning to send it to The Ethicist, but since it's been a while since I've opened comments on a post (and you guys are clearly in search of a thread to brawl in) I guess I'll just toss it out here.Dear Teh Intire NetarWeb: Say you

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Pinnacle Quiz

I was just on the website for Pinnacle Foods, and discovered that these guys own a crapload of the most well-known food brands. I also noticed that every product page on their site featured a logo for a brand, and a piece of clipart that presumably portrayed the target demographic for that food. Can you match 'em up? Click for

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Wish-I-Could-Draw Comics!

Panel 1: Captain America, The Hulk, Wasp, Thor, and Iron Man converge on a box. CAPTAIN AMERICA(shouting)Avengers Assemble!Panel 2: The box, reading "IKEA," sits off to the side. The Avengers are sitting, bending over, and kneeling, looking quizzical, holding pieces of pine. Panel 3: The Avengers are still trying to put the pieces together; a few are attached. Panel 4:

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Bike To Work Week

May 14-18 is Ride Your Bike To Work Week. So if you've been meaning to do that, you should probably do that. If the route to your workplace involves riding in traffic for any length of time, I would doubly recommend you make the effort--especially if, like me, you are a middle-class, heterosexual, thirtysomething, college-educated, healthy white American male. It

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FHM

If you haven't already enjoyed this astounding video, please do so now. It's not safe for work ... I guess, I dunno. Hard to say. If your boss walks into your office while you are watching it, he will either fire you on the spot or promote you to CFO, one of the two. The artists behind this masterpiece also

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Where’s Keith When You Need ‘Em?

A woman is giving me her personal information over the phone:"First name: Janet; Last name: Oakley. Email address: jaoakley@yahoo.com; that's J as in James, A as in Andrew, O as in Oscar, A as in Andrew, K as in, uhhhhhhhhh, Welcomebackkotter ..."

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