The Bad Review Revue

Wild Hogs: “Does for comedies what Exxon did for Prince William Sound.” — Pete Vonder Haar, Film Threat

Are We Done Yet?: “Remarkable only for the fact that its star [Ice Cube] was ever once actually considered a threat to civic stability. If movies came any safer than this, they’d be given honourary police citations for keeping the peace.” — Geoff Pevere, TORONTO STAR

Pathfinder: “Makes Conan the Barbarian seem like Dostoyevsky in its complexity. ” –Stephen Hunter, WASHINGTON POST

The Invisible: “It probably seemed layered and complex when the writers were stoned. ” — Luke Y. Thompson, LA Weekly

Slow Burn: “Nothing is what it seems … unless it seems cheesy.” –Kyle Smith , NEW YORK POST

And, because Kyle Smith was on a roll this week, Lucky You: “An announcer calling a climactic poker match uses a Texas hold ‘em term frequently, saying, ‘And the flop. And the flop. And the flop.’ Heck, this movie reviews itself.” — Kyle Smith , NEW YORK POST

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