Wish-I-Could-Draw Comics!

Panel 1: Captain America, The Hulk, Wasp, Thor, and Iron Man converge on a box.

CAPTAIN AMERICA
(shouting)
Avengers Assemble!

Panel 2: The box, reading “IKEA,” sits off to the side. The Avengers are sitting, bending over, and kneeling, looking quizzical, holding pieces of pine.

Panel 3: The Avengers are still trying to put the pieces together; a few are attached.

Panel 4: The Avengers are still trying to put the pieces together.

CAPTAIN AMERICA
Goddammit, Bruce! Next time just go to Crate & Barrel and get pre-made shelves.

HULK
(hurt)
But these were only, like, thirty bucks.

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