Vermimania

The Queen recently had a birthday. This is what I gave her. As it seemed inconvenient to keep them in our bread drawer, I also built her a wormbin to keep them in. I went with the OSCR Jr. model. The irritatingly cryptic plans are in this PDF, with useful supplemental information here. Now, before I go on, let me

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Things Not To Say

I went over to a friend's house the other day, where we ate a bunch of pizza and then played 120 minutes of Power Grid. I knew most of the players, but two of them were a rather prim couple I had never met before. After the game was over, I opened one of the pizza boxes and, discovering that

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E-clips.com

My aunt was going through my late grandfather's effects, and found a carbon copy of a letter he sent to US NEWS AND WORLD REPORT a few months before he died. Perhaps it's best that he wasn't around to endure the iPhone hype. More on Grandpa's epistles here.

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The Bad Review Revue: Skanks A Million

Critics are raving over Bratz!"Not that I was expecting much out of a movie based on a line of dolls, but ..." -- Richard Roeper, EBERT & ROEPER "OMG! This movie is SO BAD! I can't believe I just spent an hour and a half of my life, like, watching it, when I could have been totally trying on hairbands!"

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Fifteen Of My Online Forum Comments, Taken Out Of Context

Supermarket sushi is just a scam to get you to buy supermarket Maalox. The Wonderbra has brought more joy to my life than any other modern invention. Interview tips: Make or three or four oblique references to your pathological enthusiasm for Cookie Crisp cereal. About six minutes into the interview cut the interviewer off mid-sentence with "look, if you're not

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