In a classic case of “suffering for your art,” I watched three episodes of America’s Next Top Model over the weekend and then wrote this.
A big “thanks” to The Queen, who first exposed me to the show. In much the same way that one person would expose another to tuberculosis.

I would pay money to watch that, LOL.
One question… which country do they go to for the “overseas test?”
Posted by theinsider on October 10th, 2007.
holy moly that is funny through-and-through.
“Bush: Yeah, that and a cup of coffee will get you a cup of coffee on the coffee store.”
just one of my favorite moments.
oh, and don’t try to pretend you didn’t enjoy your “research” at least a tiny bit….
Posted by lu on October 10th, 2007.
Brilliantly done. I love it.
As Bush would say, “You’re doin’ a heck of a job, Baldie.”
Posted by Celine on October 10th, 2007.
That was hilarious! I can’t wait to see the make-over episode when they give Mahmoud the “Mia Farrow from Rosemary’s Baby” cut and he bursts out in tears. . .
Posted by Meg on October 10th, 2007.
Well done. Worthy of Stan Freberg, I think.
Posted by Bill Fisher on October 10th, 2007.
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Posted by MarkDM on October 10th, 2007.
But isn’t the series where Iraq won ‘America’s Next Top Model Democracy’ is soon to be retitled ‘Project Runaway’?
Posted by Lung the Younger on October 11th, 2007.
Beautiful.
Posted by Joe on October 11th, 2007.
OMG, I LOVE IT.
Posted by ashik on October 11th, 2007.
Jade from Season whatever is my least favorite reality tv star of all-time.
My wife makes me watch the show. :/
Posted by Mark on October 11th, 2007.
That was truly beautiful. Made me laugh out loud more than ANYTHING I’ve read recently – personal favourite being the “Nuh-uh, boyfriend” of Ahmadinejad. So perfectly inappropriate.
But… um.. I know this is tiny, but dude, Iranians are Persian. And they get even more peeved than Canadians when they’re confused with their neighbours. Also, Arabic’s actually more similar to Hebrew than it is to Farsi (Persian), believe it or not.
Although… there’s no way Cheney would know that, so.. carry on!
Posted by Anonymous on October 12th, 2007.