Guy 1: What have you been up to?
Guy 2: Looking and lots and lots of pictures of gunshot wounds.
Guy 1: What for?
Guy 2: I’m studying. Pre-med.
Guy 1: Ah. Going to be a doctor, eh?
Guy 2: No, I meant premeditated murder.
Posted by Matthew at 4:52 pm on January 30th, 2008.
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