- The older I get, the less certain I am that the events depicted in Blue Thunder actually took place. June 02, 04:07 PM
- Million dollar idea: contact lenses with tiny barbs on the inside to constantly scratch your eyes during allergy season. June 03, 08:12 AM 2008
- Oh god, I shouldn’t have eaten that Speed Stick. June 03, 03:40 PM
- I wish my printer were a person so I could stab it to death with a grapefruit spoon. June 04, 10:47 AM
- Why I love Wikipedia: “When invigorated by spinach, Popeye can lift or press about 36 tons. [citation needed]” June 09, 08:19 AM
- I’m going to have to add “Read entire history of Green Lantern on Wikipedia” to my daily to-do list just so I have something to cross off tonight. June 09, 12:55 PM
- Dear NPR: I will give everyone on your staff a dollar if you stop saying “anti-war protesters.” No one is protesting anti-war. June 10, 08:33 AM
- Whoa, shred WAY too much cheese for our dinner tonight. If you or someone you love needs shredded cheese, contact me IMMEDIATELY. June 10, 08:10 PM
- Rode bike to work to combat global warming; nature’s thanks: a bee sting in the thigh. Fuck you, globe. June 11, 09:44 AM
- Hearing Third Eye Blind on your Pandora Sigur Rós Radio station is like finding a testicle at the bottom of a latte. June 12, 03:32 PM
Recent Tweets
June 23rd, 2008
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Yeah, I’ll take that cheese.
Posted by daisy on June 24th, 2008.
Ha! I had a similar encounter while trying to save the world from global warming: the bee got me in the neck! Guess the oil lobby is setting free trained insects to counter our “go green” efforts…
Posted by Thorsten on June 24th, 2008.
Hearing Third Eye Blind on your Pandora Sigur R�s Radio station is like finding a testicle at the bottom of a latte.
I periodically get a Hootie and the Blowfish song tossed into my Replacements radio station. I’m still trying to find the artistic link.
Posted by Kathy on June 25th, 2008.
The Popeye wiki entry is inspired, indeed.
Posted by You can call me, 'Sir' on June 25th, 2008.
Are you trying to ween us off of your blog and onto twitter?
Posted by Rob on June 25th, 2008.
There seems to be a typographical error in your eighth tweet: “too much cheese” is utter nonsense, of course.
Unless you are one of my stepkids.
Posted by Diane on June 25th, 2008.
Why do people insist on reposting their Tweets on their blogs? Don’t they know this is driving their readers insane? OR IS THAT THE POINT?
Posted by Meg on June 25th, 2008.
Yeah. Very lazy. Especially considering that the Blue Thunder one weas a repeat from 3 weeks ago.
Posted by Me on June 25th, 2008.
You are the funniest man alive. Of course I don’t live with you so the Queen may or may not disagree. But none the less, I am coming to steal you away. I heart you!
Posted by Lorie on June 25th, 2008.
Anti-war is an adjective describing the protestors. The protestors are against the war. Hence, they are anti-war.
Posted by Maria on June 25th, 2008.
Anti-war is an adjective describing the protestors. The protestors are against the war. Hence, they are anti-war.
Posted by Maria on June 25th, 2008.
The Third Eye Blind one made me double over in laughter.
Posted by NZK on June 25th, 2008.
I can never have a latte again. Damn you, DY!
Posted by Davey on June 25th, 2008.
I am also suffering from “why make a whole web post when twittering is nearly as satisfying with 1/8th the work” syndrome.
Posted by Rob Cockerham on June 26th, 2008.
I once enjoyed pandora’s pleasures daily at work. Then I got a bleak pop-up: Sorry, we no longer offer this service in Canada. What? I thought the virtual world was borderless, dude. But they always knew I was Canadian – they kept throwing Loverboy into my jazz station.
Posted by lisa on June 26th, 2008.
Oh my god! I had the exact same thing happen on Pandora last week! I love that site but sometimes they throw shit out of left-field at you. Get this: on my Clash station… Chaka Khan! True story…
Posted by Alexander Billet on June 26th, 2008.
I love people when they join the vast mob performing small futile actions to stop an illusion. Carry on!
Posted by vanderleun on June 28th, 2008.
Have you actually found a testicle in your latter?
Posted by Eric Miltsch on June 29th, 2008.
I almost spit beer onto my monitor.
hilarious post!
Posted by Moo on June 29th, 2008.
It’s so nice to find twitterers who go beyond the ‘I’m eating a tuna sandwich’ post. Did you just compile this blog post’s list of tweets yourself, or do you have a plugin that compiles your favorites?
Great blog, by the way. Makes me chuckle!
Posted by chaddq on June 30th, 2008.
I, for one, thank you for reposting your twitterings. I am stodgy and out-of-touch and have never looked at Twitter, and I would miss them if they weren’t here. Or maybe I’d be forced to actually go to Twitter… but then what would I be cranky about?
Posted by Sara on June 30th, 2008.
Moo: I read that as ‘spit beer onto my mother.’
Posted by Helen on July 2nd, 2008.