Microspotted

Those of you who have commented on my "humor" posts and urged me to "keep my day job" will be pleased to know that I have taken your advice. And if you've ever wondered what that day job entails, you can find out here.

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Neighborhood lemonade stand is charging $1 a cup. Those kids are gonna grow up to be an Exxon executives. June 14, 12:30 PM While in a bar I mentioned I was writing a screenplay; cute girl overheard and totally checked me out. Memo to self: tell that lie more often. June 15, 12:53 PM There ain't no problem that alcohol

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