Recent Tweets

  • I do something wrong: accident. You do something wrong: character flaw. Aug 15, 07:50 PM
  • I wonder how many newspapers have the headline “Biden: His Time” all queued up and ready for Obama’s VP announcement. Aug 19, 03:43 PM
  • Asked my 4-year-old aspie “what’s 14 minus hot dog?” and he laughed uproariously. That joke kills in my household. Aug 19, 08:05 PM
  • Played Agricola last night, new boardgame that’s allegedly better than making love to a cupcake. It’s really satisfying! The sex, I mean. Aug 21, 09:44 AM
  • Oh, and Agricola was pretty good too. Aug 21, 09:56 AM
  • Christopher Nolan is a nerd godsend. Now I can hold an impromptu, 20 minute conversation about Batman with ANYONE! Aug 21, 10:09 AM
  • “hey wassup u votin 4 me or wht? txt me bck k?” Getting like seven of these a day. Signing up to receive IMs from Obama was a mistake. Aug 21, 10:37 AM
  • If “people who stand in the middle of the hallway and hold conversations” were a distinct race, genocide wouldn’t seem so bad. Aug 21, 01:52 PM
  • I thought “flag pin” was destined to be the dumbest political “issue” of all time, but “arugula” is giving it a run for its money. Aug 21, 03:52 PM

6 thoughts on “Recent Tweets

  1. “If “people who stand in the middle of the hallway and hold conversations” were a distinct race, genocide wouldn’t seem so bad.”
    My thoughts exactly! It’s really bad at our farmers markets here in Seattle…kill em’ all!

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