Recent Tweets

  • I do something wrong: accident. You do something wrong: character flaw. Aug 15, 07:50 PM
  • I wonder how many newspapers have the headline “Biden: His Time” all queued up and ready for Obama’s VP announcement. Aug 19, 03:43 PM
  • Asked my 4-year-old aspie “what’s 14 minus hot dog?” and he laughed uproariously. That joke kills in my household. Aug 19, 08:05 PM
  • Played Agricola last night, new boardgame that’s allegedly better than making love to a cupcake. It’s really satisfying! The sex, I mean. Aug 21, 09:44 AM
  • Oh, and Agricola was pretty good too. Aug 21, 09:56 AM
  • Christopher Nolan is a nerd godsend. Now I can hold an impromptu, 20 minute conversation about Batman with ANYONE! Aug 21, 10:09 AM
  • “hey wassup u votin 4 me or wht? txt me bck k?” Getting like seven of these a day. Signing up to receive IMs from Obama was a mistake. Aug 21, 10:37 AM
  • If “people who stand in the middle of the hallway and hold conversations” were a distinct race, genocide wouldn’t seem so bad. Aug 21, 01:52 PM
  • I thought “flag pin” was destined to be the dumbest political “issue” of all time, but “arugula” is giving it a run for its money. Aug 21, 03:52 PM
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6 comments.

  1. “If “people who stand in the middle of the hallway and hold conversations” were a distinct race, genocide wouldn’t seem so bad.”
    My thoughts exactly! It’s really bad at our farmers markets here in Seattle…kill em’ all!

  2. arugula link broken

  3. What is this, repeating your tweats again? I demands my money back!

  4. looks like you called the “Biden, his time” line…for MetaFilter anyway

  5. My 5 year old loves:
    “What’s tuba plus tuba.”
    ….
    “Fourba.”

  6. ‘aspie’? Ass pie? Huh?

    Good joke, though. I’ll be killing with that at the kids table during Thanksgiving dinner.

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