http://sixsongs.blogspot.com/2009/02/shorties-car-bomb-over-hiccups.html

The cure to that one was our playing the Canadian band Dayglo Abortions’ song “Argh Fuck Kill” (from the LP Feed US.A. Fetus) out the window through a Peavey amp.

The lyrics online are all, sadly, truncated; the verses really go something like this:
“Blah blah blah b-bla-bla-bla b-blah-bla
“Blah blah blah b-bla-bla-bla b-blah-bla
“Blah blah blah b-bla-bla-bla b-blah-bla…”

And the chorus is, in its entirety:
“ARGH! FUCK! KILL!”

Shut him right up, that did. Good times.

http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=149020 (iTunes link)

When I was living in my undergrad dorms, one morning I woke up, went to class, and came back to my dorm in a short-half day. As it was 11;30, I thought it would be a great time to listen to some tunes- not too loudly, but loud enough that I could hear the music from my bedroom as I cleaned the dorm I shared with 6 other boys(yucky).

As it turned out, the girl above me- who was actually my friend- partied until like 9am and had just gone to sleep. So she was hearing my music, and called down to others in my dorm to please have my not-so-loud music turned down. Of course, her requests were denied. Why should I suffer for her irresponsibility? When she sent when of her dormmates to turn my music down- I heard the volume decrease from the living room- I knew something had to happen.

So I opened up my sound effects CD. Put it on ‘plane landing.’ And turned the volume all the way up, to like 20. Needless to say it was INCREDIBLY loud, and everyone in the entire dorm heard it (three floors, two six person dorm on each floor).

From that point on, I was able to listen to music at a relatively normal volume any time I wanted to during the day.

@_@… so evil. Why didn’t I think of doing this to my older brother so long ago? (oh, yeah. I was a nicer person then. -_-;)

He wan’t trying to be a jerk, he was just clueless (and had really bad taste in music)

But then again, he put his dead dog in my trash bin, so I suppose Ace of Bass was the lesser of his weirdness.