Adventure Capital

Here's a thing I wrote for The Morning News: Adventure Capital. Wholly unrelated: go listen to the audio clips here. A little additional context: Dave Niehaus is a loooongtime Seattle Mariners commentator; Mike Blowers is a former third baseman who recently joined the broadcasting team. Rounding out the commentation trio is Rick Rizzs. Matt Tuiasosopo was called up from the

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Ask Your Doctor if Satiation™ is Right For You

Scientists have invented a pill that that allows you to live without eating, drinking, or excreting. Unfortunately it not only eliminates your desire to eat, it also ensures that you take no pleasure when doing so. Question: Would you take the pill? FAQ:Taking the pill is a one-time event. Once you swallow it you are set on "no eating" for

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