2009 Holiday Survival Guide for Slackers

Hark! It’s my annual gift guide for those of you who haven’t even started your shopping, on the Morning News today.


  1. You forgot one:


  2. Salatschleuder is a salad tosser. Its used to dry the salad after youve washed it. This bag-like-thing is a foldable (“zusammengefaltet”) salad tosser.
    Just in case you were wondering :-)

  3. I have a friend who owns a hobby store in Wilsonville, OR that sells games, and I help him out during the holidays as a “game guru” for customers who can use that sort of help. I had at least three people who came in with this list, and although they didn’t mention it specifically, I asked it if was your list and was right every time. Freaky-deaky, man.

  4. I thoroughly enjoyed this article, especially during the after holiday relief and reflection.

    Though, I must point out that scratchers can only be purchased with cash and not a debit card.

    Thank you for the laughs!

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