That’s What I Love About These Local Mall Santas, Man

That's what I love about these local mall Santas, man

My son gets older, they stay the saaame age.


  1. Glad to see he is back on the lap after taking a year off.

  2. Is it just me or did they have the same guy playing the santa in all of those pictures?

  3. Merry Christmas to the Yeti, the Queen and the Apple of My Eye!

  4. If you look closely, you can actually see Santa telling him “The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin’, man. L-I-V-I-N. “

  5. All rightallrightall riiiight…..

  6. Is that a waxwork Santa? Because, if not, I want to know what skin care range he is using.

    Also Squiggle looks like he has doubled in height since last year, and he’s got such a great smile!

  7. i LOVED your caption for last year’s photo – something about the ratification of the north pole trade agreement.

    you got a good Mall Santa there. the Santa at my local mall looks like an old drunk.

  8. Much like this website. I fully expect to see Santa on the front page come July.

  9. I reckon that Santa is kept in the cryogenic section of the frozen foods aisle in the mall’s Costco. It’s the only explanation I can think of for his defiance of the aging process. They probably take him out just after Halloween. Thus the famous lyrics:
    You better watch out,
    You better not cry,
    Better nor pout,
    I’m telling you why,
    Santa Claus is thawing downtown.

  10. I know you don’t update your blog too frequently, but having Santa as your top post in February is just . . . wrong.

    I’m just sayin’ is all…

  11. Same chair, too.

  12. OMG the squirelly is getting SO BIG. I first started following you when I was forwarded the exploding exercise ball essay.
    Good times, good times..

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