12 thoughts on “That’s What I Love About These Local Mall Santas, Man

  1. If you look closely, you can actually see Santa telling him “The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin’, man. L-I-V-I-N. “

  2. i LOVED your caption for last year’s photo – something about the ratification of the north pole trade agreement.

    you got a good Mall Santa there. the Santa at my local mall looks like an old drunk.

  3. I reckon that Santa is kept in the cryogenic section of the frozen foods aisle in the mall’s Costco. It’s the only explanation I can think of for his defiance of the aging process. They probably take him out just after Halloween. Thus the famous lyrics:
    You better watch out,
    You better not cry,
    Better nor pout,
    I’m telling you why,
    Santa Claus is thawing downtown.

  4. OMG the squirelly is getting SO BIG. I first started following you when I was forwarded the exploding exercise ball essay.
    Good times, good times..

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