Comments on: That’s What I Love About These Local Mall Santas, Man

By: Karina

Karina — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 07:53:12 +0000

OMG the squirelly is getting SO BIG. I first started following you when I was forwarded the exploding exercise ball essay.
Good times, good times..

By: JV

JV — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 21:37:09 +0000

Same chair, too.

By: Brian Greenberg

Brian Greenberg — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 16:48:52 +0000

I know you don’t update your blog too frequently, but having Santa as your top post in February is just . . . wrong.

I’m just sayin’ is all…

By: Lung the Younger

Lung the Younger — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 08:22:33 +0000

I reckon that Santa is kept in the cryogenic section of the frozen foods aisle in the mall’s Costco. It’s the only explanation I can think of for his defiance of the aging process. They probably take him out just after Halloween. Thus the famous lyrics:
You better watch out,
You better not cry,
Better nor pout,
I’m telling you why,
Santa Claus is thawing downtown.

By: Bitter

Bitter — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:41:45 +0000

Much like this website. I fully expect to see Santa on the front page come July.

By: kittens not kids

kittens not kids — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 05:48:27 +0000

i LOVED your caption for last year’s photo – something about the ratification of the north pole trade agreement.

you got a good Mall Santa there. the Santa at my local mall looks like an old drunk.

By: Jen Alien-Spouse

Jen Alien-Spouse — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 04:16:38 +0000

Is that a waxwork Santa? Because, if not, I want to know what skin care range he is using.

Also Squiggle looks like he has doubled in height since last year, and he’s got such a great smile!

By: Wooderson

Wooderson — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 02:54:22 +0000

All rightallrightall riiiight…..

By: captnkurt

captnkurt — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 01:09:41 +0000

If you look closely, you can actually see Santa telling him “The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin’, man. L-I-V-I-N. “

By: Yeti mom

Yeti mom — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 18:02:00 +0000

Merry Christmas to the Yeti, the Queen and the Apple of My Eye!