Fun Fact

The moments between realizing your fingers smell like bacon and remembering that you prepared bacon that morning are among the most terrifying known to man.

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3 comments.

  1. Who can FORGET a breakfast of bacon???

  2. Especially when the next thought is: did I turn off the stove?

  3. I can think of something worse I’d hate to smell and discover hours after the act.

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