I Find It Kind of Funny, I Find It Kind of Sad

A friend loaned me his copy of MadWorld for the Wii. Fun game, but ridiculously, comically, waaay-over-the-toply violent. If Congress ever sees this game they will outlaw pixels.

It’s so bad that I’ve been hiding it from my wife like porn, playing it only when she’s elsewhere in the house. Which has led to some awkward moments.

I frantically fumble with the remote control as The Queen enters the living room.

               The Queen
       What's with all the chainsaw noises and
       "motherfuckers" out here?

               Me
       YEAH SERIOUSLY HAHA THIS EPISODE OF
       THE MARRIAGE REF IS LIKE INSANE...

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6 comments.

  1. THE DREAMS IN WHICH I’M DYING ARE THE BEST I’VE EVER HAD.

    That’s how I sing really loudly. And you thought no one would get that, didn’t you?

  2. I got it!

    And I do the same thing exactly, only *I* am “The Queen” and the game *I’m* hiding is Escape From Monkey Island.

  3. And I do the same thing exactly, only *I* am “The Queen” and the game *I’m* hiding is Escape From Monkey Island.
    +1

  4. My wife was watching “Hell’s Kitchen” in another room and when Gordon Ramsey went on a tirade all the censor bleeps sounded like a heart monitor.

  5. So The Queen never reads defective yeti? Or is this your way of fessing up?

  6. We have a copy of that game too- my bf was so excited to get it, yet now that he has it, he never plays it. Go figure. Boys are silly.

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