Idea: The "It Gets Cheddar" project for the lactose intolerant. I was a fan of those breasts back in Firefly. Before they like sold out, man. As they have done with other products, Apple will release a newer, smaller version of the iPad every year. By 2017 they will be selling fanboys first generation iPhones for $499. 60% of the
I am storytelling at A Guide to Visitors this evening, 8:00 at Theatre Off Jackson. If you've never before seen AGtV, this "Best Of" show is a good one with which to start.
These are the sort of jokes you make after a decade of marriage to a botanist.
H., my first cousin once removed (it took us 20 minutes and Wikipedia to figure that out), wanted to make movies over the Thanksgiving holiday. This seemed like a perfect opportunity to document my only skill: the speed reading of Green Eggs & Ham. Get the Flash Player to see this video. That's Squiggle next to me. The toddler is
I am thankful for nice people, of which my city has many. (Backstory)
Five minutes ago I found my son's secret stash of leftover Halloween candy. What would a good parent do in this situation? Seriously, I am asking--I can't seem to figure it out. Probably because my mind is racing from all the sugar.
It snowed Monday morning, so local TV news anchors spent yesterday chugging Red Bulls in preparation for their annual "HOLY SHITTIN' PENGUINS SEATTLE SNOWMAGEDDON ALERT UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" show. By the time the evening broadcast rolled around, you'd think the powdery white stuff falling from the sky was weaponized anthrax. In their defense, Seattle does tend to seize up when it gets
A split-second after the final scene cut to black, my wife turned to me and exclaimed “That was amazing-” ... I am not a Harry Potter fan. I am, however, the spouse of a Harry Potter fan. Seeing the films is as compulsory for one as it is the other. And so I found myself in the cinema watching Harry
My list of good animated films for grown-ups appears today at The Morning News. Thanks to all the readers who sent in suggestions, especially Ahtitan (who is quoted in the article, under Grave of the Fireflies), Cam, Yael, Matt, Dave, Sean, John, and by long-time buddy Matt Olsen (previously seen here). Jake also wrote in to endorse The Venture Bro.
Have you heard of Movember? It's an annual event, organized by the Movember Foundation, during which men from around the world grow mustaches over the course of the month to raise awareness of men's health issues. Honestly I only recently learned of Movember myself, several days after its kickoff this year. And I kind of thought that disqualified me. But