Fifteen More of My Online Forum Comments, Taken out of Context

  • Idea: The “It Gets Cheddar” project for the lactose intolerant.
  • I was a fan of those breasts back in Firefly. Before they like sold out, man.
  • As they have done with other products, Apple will release a newer, smaller version of the iPad every year. By 2017 they will be selling fanboys first generation iPhones for $499.
  • 60% of the world’s population is me and Asians.
  • I love that Fox News has somehow turned into a fictional TV station as seen on Max Headroom.
  • These baby carrots are way too big. They are not even baby carrots. They are like adolescent carrots with a hormonal imbalance.
  • I have AB negative and those blood center fuckers would drain me of every drop if they could.
  • you go back in time. The first rule of Paradox Club is that you can’t actually change anything when
  • “Artichoke Dip” isn’t really one of the seven deadly sins, I was just yankin’ your chain on that one.
  • What has a long neck and holds 1.5 liters of wine? A ciraffe.
  • Bad: I just realized that there was a misspelled word on the resume I submitted last week. Worse: The misspelled word is the name of the company where I currently work. Worse still: It is also the name of the company to which I am applying, as this is an internal application.
  • I would love to play Settlers of Catan with Bill Murray and Meryl Streep and George Clooney and afterward seduce one or more of the three.
  • Novelty tattoos: the gag gift you can’t throw away.
  • Can you imagine if you actually gave birth to a bacon baby? I mean, you’d love it like any child. But the temptation …
  • Robin Found Dead on Doorstep of Wayne Manor

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