My Diet and Exercise Plan

  1. Walk briskly to cafeteria at lunchtime.
  2. Purchase large salad and roll.
  3. Eat roll while walking back to office.
  4. Throw salad away untouched at the end of the work day.
  5. Find self inexplicably hungry in evening and order pizza.

It really works–in January alone I got rid of nearly 8 pounds! Of salad!!

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