Name Your Price

Sarah Palin is getting a lot of flack because she submitted an application to trademark her name and "forgot" to sign it but maybe she's just a super savvy businesswoman who knows that once her name is trademarked it's going to be worth bank and you don't just give that shit away for free, yo.

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It’s an All-Skate

Sunday afternoon I took Squig to Skate King. I need not describe the venue to anyone raised in this area, as they already have a perfect mental picture of the joint throbbing in their forebrain. (It looks pretty much exactly as you remember it by the way, minus the Tempest machine.) For the rest: SK is a roller rink which,

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The Bad Review Revue

Yogi Bear: "Yogi Bear gives cheap hackwork a bad name. Which is a shame, because hackwork made this industry." -- Michael Phillips, CHICAGO TRIBUNE The Green Hornet: "The film's only unqualified success is the end title sequence-because it's genuinely stylish, because it looks like it was shot in genuine 3-D and, most of all, because it's the end." -- Joe

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Icebreakers

I went to my 7 o'clock dental appointment this morning, only to discover that the hygienist assigned to me was AWOL. The rest of the staff was fluttering around in a panic without her. Finally the actual DDS came in to take care of me, but he lacked many of her core competencies, foremost among them the ability to make

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