Me: Sorry, what’s your name again?
Him: You’ve forgotten my name?
Me: Yes. But don’t take it personally. I mean, I totally remember you. I am just terrible with names. The worst.
Me: And not only the names of people, either. Geographic names. Street names. Can’t remember them, any of them.
Me: And also figures. Like, if you were to ask me the population of Seattle, I would probably be off by an order of magnitude. No good with them. And also dates.
Him: So: facts. You are unable to remember facts.
Me: See, this is why I remember you. Your perspicacity.