I was sitting at the table and surfing the web when I remembered that I had been making coffee. Trying to determine the cause of the delay I glanced across the room and saw that I had neglected to turn on the burner. As I rose and walked over to the stove I noticed that I had also forgotten to put the kettle on the burner. As I lifted the kettle to do so I discovered I hadn’t put water in it yet. As I was filling up the kettle from the tap I became aware of the french press sitting on the counter nearby, half-full and warm. It was then that remembered that I had, some ten minutes prior, made coffee, let it steep, poured myself a cup, added milk and sugar, and placed it on the table next to the laptop, where it currently resided.
So, yeah. That kind of morning.

Ah yes, the need-coffee-to-make-coffee kind of morning.
Posted by SteveO on December 22nd, 2011.
The ‘how the hell did i get to work today’ autopilot syndrome.
Posted by MelissaInAz on December 22nd, 2011.
Reminds me of the They Might Be Giants song, “Am I Awake?”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1APH0rr35w8
Posted by T. Derscheid on December 22nd, 2011.
If you were wearing clothes you remained one step ahead of yourself.
Posted by mcb on December 29th, 2011.