First full day of world peace, and I’ve got to admit it’s been pretty sweet. Thanks Madonna!!
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Matthew Baldwin
Small dogs are overpriced luxury items that are adored well beyond their utility. Kinda surprised Apple hasn’t tapped that market.
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Good people want their funeral to be a celebration. Bad people need not worry.
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First bike ride of the year, first sundresses of the year. My tank of optimism is again on F.
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We should emphasize the fun parts of existentialism by calling ourselves yay!theists.
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The Facebook IPO gives you the unique opportunity to own part of a company that sells you as its product.
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What’s the difference between orange juice and a child with ADD? You can make orange juice concentrate.
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Matthew Baldwin
I invented a web browser for sharks. There’s no Back button, only Forward.
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It is as though Twitter’s creeping tentacles have slithered across unknowable gulfs of freezing black nothingness, DY the sole object of their unholy fascination, mindless sensory suck-pad-thingies questing and fastening on their prey with the horrific slurpage of viscous liquid suction.
(This was hard to compose. There should be a Lovecraft translator a la hillbilly, etc. (If there is, don’t tell me.))
Posted by braine on February 7th, 2012.
Where’d the iHuaHua post go? (it didn’t work that well anyway due to showing up before the apple one).
Posted by Noumenon on February 7th, 2012.