February 7th, 2012
First full day of world peace, and I’ve got to admit it’s been pretty sweet. Thanks Madonna!!
Small dogs are overpriced luxury items that are adored well beyond their utility. Kinda surprised Apple hasn’t tapped that market.
Good people want their funeral to be a celebration. Bad people need not worry.
First bike ride of the year, first sundresses of the year. My tank of optimism is again on F.
We should emphasize the fun parts of existentialism by calling ourselves yay!theists.
I am a high energy individual, insofar as fat is stored energy.
The Facebook IPO gives you the unique opportunity to own part of a company that sells you as its product.
What’s the difference between orange juice and a child with ADD? You can make orange juice concentrate.
I invented a web browser for sharks. There’s no Back button, only Forward.
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