Twitter Tuesday


First full day of world peace, and I’ve got to admit it’s been pretty sweet. Thanks Madonna!!
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Matthew Baldwin


Small dogs are overpriced luxury items that are adored well beyond their utility. Kinda surprised Apple hasn’t tapped that market.
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Matthew Baldwin


Good people want their funeral to be a celebration. Bad people need not worry.
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Matthew Baldwin


First bike ride of the year, first sundresses of the year. My tank of optimism is again on F.
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Matthew Baldwin


We should emphasize the fun parts of existentialism by calling ourselves yay!theists.
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Matthew Baldwin


I am a high energy individual, insofar as fat is stored energy.
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Matthew Baldwin



The Facebook IPO gives you the unique opportunity to own part of a company that sells you as its product.
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Matthew Baldwin


What’s the difference between orange juice and a child with ADD? You can make orange juice concentrate.
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Matthew Baldwin


I invented a web browser for sharks. There’s no Back button, only Forward.
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Matthew Baldwin

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2 comments.

  1. It is as though Twitter’s creeping tentacles have slithered across unknowable gulfs of freezing black nothingness, DY the sole object of their unholy fascination, mindless sensory suck-pad-thingies questing and fastening on their prey with the horrific slurpage of viscous liquid suction.

    (This was hard to compose. There should be a Lovecraft translator a la hillbilly, etc. (If there is, don’t tell me.))

  2. Where’d the iHuaHua post go? (it didn’t work that well anyway due to showing up before the apple one).

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