Me: You taught yourself to play guitar?
A: In college. I wanted to impress girls.
Me: Ah. You had an ulterior motive.
A: Not really.
Me: But you learned guitar specifically to impress girls.
A: In college, “wanting to impress girls” is the primary motive for learning guitar. An example of an ulterior motive would be, “and I thought I’d enjoy playing guitar”.

So tuba players certainly wouldn’t have an ulterior motive and to be honest, the primary motive is pretty darn elusive too.
Posted by Lung the Younger on April 2nd, 2012.
That earned a snicker out loud.
…Also disturbingly true.
Posted by Curiosity on July 26th, 2012.