E-Sheep

I’ve been entering CAPTCHAs on a website and receiving nothing but errors.

My assumption, after the third failure, was that the CAPTCHA system was screwy. But now, after 10, I’m in the midst of a full-blown existential crisis. Like, maybe I can’t read CAPTCHAs. Maybe this is a Rachael-in-Blade-Runner scenario.

Hahaha, but that’s ridiculous. I mean, some of you have memories of me as a child. Right? Memories of me as a child? Anyone?

Also, have you ever listened to an mp3 CAPTCHA? It sounds like The Ring: The Novelization: The Audiobook.

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6 comments.

  1. No, sorry, I’m pretty sure I have no memories of you as a child. For what it’s worth, I have no problem with entering CAPTCHA’s on your site…wait…damn it! I’m going to try again…

  2. CAPTCHA’s are fine until they start asking about “flipping tortoises”. That makes me upset.

    Also, constantly talking about C-Beams and Attack ships on fire doesn’t give a lot of support to your “I’m not a Rogue Simulant, honest”

  3. I keep getting “origami” and “unicorn” as my CAPTCHAs. I don’t know what that’s about.

  4. They are upgrading the tests, you should try their beta service…

    You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise.
    It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back.
    The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t.
    Not without your help.
    But you’re not helping.
    Why is that?

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  5. No one told you? You now have to wipe with lemon juice and heat to see the hidden letters. Makes sense, right? No robot can do that.

  6. Just a sanity check here. Did you remember to type the spaces?

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