If You Give a Wombat a Wedgie

I’m so bored. I wish I had a video of Kevin Rose throwing a raccoon down a flight of stairs or somethi—oh here we go http://t.co/EwmUVkJNif— Andy Baio (@waxpancake) July 20, 2013 @waxpancake can you find a video of Rob Malda punching a dolphin to round it out?— Matt Haughey (@mathowie) July 20, 2013 @mathowie @waxpancake: I have audio of

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Buyer Beware

If you and I share drinks or dinner or a movie or whatever, and you offer to pick up the check, I will accept without protest. This is not The Seattle Way™, which mandates a minimum of seven "oh no, I'll get this one / oh no, I insist" volleys between the parties, and allows for escalation all the way

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The Bad Review Revue

Grown Ups 2: "Perhaps the closest Hollywood has yet come to making Ow! My Balls! seem like a plausible future project." — Andrew Barker, VARIETY After Earth: "He's done it again. M Night Shyamalan has done it again. Again. Done it. Again. He has given us another film for which the only appropriate expression is stammering, gibbering wonder that anyone

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Come on

Uh, yes I want butter on my bagel. That is the entire reason I am ordering a bagel. If it was socially acceptable to order a tub of whipped butter and have it tablespooned directly into my mouth, I would be doing that instead.

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Nostalgia

Remember when we thought that the world's problems could be solved by dropping acid? Actually, I never thought that. I thought Fred Schneider of the B-52s was growing out of my face like whiskers.

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Trail of Cthulhu

This post is part of the H. P. Lovefest. TL;DR: I have rapidly become a fan of the Trail of Cthulhu roleplaying game, a modern, player-facing alternative to Call of Cthulhu that highlights the investigative aspect of Lovecraftian adventuring. I've always loved all kinds of games, but the frequency at which I played RPGs was, until recently, about once a

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