The Bad Review Revue

Grown Ups 2: “Perhaps the closest Hollywood has yet come to making Ow! My Balls! seem like a plausible future project.” — Andrew Barker, VARIETY

After Earth: “He’s done it again. M Night Shyamalan has done it again. Again. Done it. Again. He has given us another film for which the only appropriate expression is stammering, gibbering wonder that anyone can keep making such uncompromisingly terrible movies with such stamina and dedication.” — Peter Bradshaw, THE GUARDIAN

White House Down: “The poster for this movie should read: Hello, Suckers!” — Peter Travers, ROLLING STONE

The Hangover, Part III: “For all the promise of mayhem and WTF moments, the final episode hits you with all the force of a warm can of O’Doul’s.” — Kyle Smith, NEW YORK POST

The Lone Ranger: “So confused in its purpose and so charmless in its effect that it must be seen to be believed, but better yet, no.” — Mick LaSalle, SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE