The Bad Review Revue

Grown Ups 2: "Perhaps the closest Hollywood has yet come to making Ow! My Balls! seem like a plausible future project." — Andrew Barker, VARIETY After Earth: "He's done it again. M Night Shyamalan has done it again. Again. Done it. Again. He has given us another film for which the only appropriate expression is stammering, gibbering wonder that anyone

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The Bad Review Revue

Yogi Bear: "Yogi Bear gives cheap hackwork a bad name. Which is a shame, because hackwork made this industry." -- Michael Phillips, CHICAGO TRIBUNE The Green Hornet: "The film's only unqualified success is the end title sequence-because it's genuinely stylish, because it looks like it was shot in genuine 3-D and, most of all, because it's the end." -- Joe

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The Bad Review Revue

Saw VI: "Could well be called Saw It Already." -- Rob Nelson, VARIETY All About Steve: "Easily the worst movie of the week, month, year, and Bullock’s entire career. It is to comedy what leprosy once was to the island of Molokai: a plague best contemplated from many miles away." -- Ty Burr, BOSTON GLOBE. Whiteout: "So staggeringly bad that

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The Bad Review Revue

Confessions of a Shopaholic: "If there is a single bright spot in the financial crisis, it is the possibility that one day producer Jerry Bruckheimer will run out of money." -- Jessica Reaves, CHICAGO TRIBUNE Paul Blark: Mall Cop: "Looks like something stubbed out in an ashtray." - Wesley Morris, BOSTON GLOBE

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The Bad Review Revue

An America Carol: "About as not-funny as a comedy can get." -- Steven Rea, PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER The Women: "It's not every movie that makes you wish Vin Diesel would run in and start blowing up stuff ... " -- Rene Rodriguez, MIAMI HERALD My Best Friend's Girl: "An ugly, strictly-for-meatheads comedy that can only be recommended to couples who wear

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The Bad Review Revue

College: "The film hasn't been made so much as excreted. " -- Wesley Morris, BOSTON GLOBE Disaster Movie: "This carpet-fouling mongrel of a movie no more deserves release than do anthrax spores." -- Jim Ridley, LA WEEKLY Babylon A.D.: "An abysmal French thriller in which everyone speaks as if they've learned their lines phonetically." -- Elizabeth Weitzman NEW YORK DAILY

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The Bad Review Revue

College Road Trip: "Phi beta crappa." -- David Hiltbrand, PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER Made of Honor: "Director Paul Weiland and the three (!) screenwriters it took to boil down thousands of bad movies into 101 minutes haven't provided this one with a single original thought; it should only entertain those still getting adjusted to the idea of talkies." -- Robert Wilonsky, VILLAGE

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The Bad Review Revue

Deception: "A nonprescription alternative to Ambien." -- Lou Lumenick, NEW YORK POST 88 Minutes: "Will be hard-pressed to last much longer than its title in theaters before doing time on DVD." -- Michael Rechtshaffen, THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER Never Back Down: "Speeds up and slows down as though controlled by a director in the grip of competing medications." -- Jeannette Catsoulis,

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The Bad Review Revue: The Siege of Paris

Critics are raving over The Hottie and the Nottie!"Preposterous, disingenuous, remarkably unfunny and genuinely distasteful." -- Maitland McDonagh, TV GUIDE "Crass, shrill, disingenuous, tawdry, mean-spirited, vulgar, idiotic, boring, slapdash, half-assed, and very, very unfunny." -- Nathan Lee, VILLAGE VOICE "It's not like Paris Hilton to rise above her material, but The Hottie and the Nottie sinks so low that all

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The Bad Review Revue

Meet the Spartans: "Hey, guys, when you repurpose a disco hit to poke fun at gay men, not only do you look like assholes, you look like assholes who rip their jokes off of YouTube." -- Kimberley Jones, AUSTIN CHRONICLE Hitman: "Like watching someone stupid play a bad video game." -- Shawn Levy, PORTLAND OREGONIAN Strange Wilderness: "The funniest part

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