My Driver Is A Crafty, Crafty Stalker

Junkies ... on boarding the bus! (Note: this post has been corrected.){Scruffy man clomps up the stairs and stands vacantly before the driver.} Bus Driver: Fare is $1.50. Scruffy Man: I ain't got no money. Bus Driver: Well, the fare is $1.50. {Pause while Scruffy Man grapples with cognitive dissonance.} Scruffy Man: I'm gonna get on the bus. {Pause while

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Bugle Boys

Junkies ... On The Bus! (Another in a series ...)JotB: The woman at the clinic said she wasn't gonna give me any more methadone. I told her I was totally fine now, that I didn't have the impulsive behavior or violent thoughts anymore, but she still said no. If she was a man I would'a hit her.Later.JotB1: ... so I

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Unforgettable

Guys sitting behind me on the bus yesterday:Guy 1: I hate that guy Alec. Guy 2: He's a dick. Guy 1: No kidding. [Pause] I did his girlfriend. Right after they broke up. Whatshername. Guy 2: Which one? The blond one? Guy 1: No, the other one. Whatshername. The one with the big tattoo. What was her name? Guy 2:

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