Holiday Post-Mortem

Hi! Sorry about that. The fam'bly and I took a bit of a holiday vacation there, and I've been largely off the grid since mid December. Wait, what does "off the grid" mean, exactly? Does it mean "without access to the Internet?" Or does it mean "completely without electricity?" In retrospect, the latter sounds more likely. But, whatever: we bloggers

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Friday Cat Nickname Blogging

  NameLouieEdgar Secret Actual NameKing Louis The FirstJellybean (see below) Name According To SquirrellyWhee!Black Kee-catPrior NameLuchiano (when we got him from the humane society)Wagga Wagga (when we got him from a manx breeder) Generic NicknameSlinkerStinker Nickname When BadBahama Bob8-Ball Nickname When Playing With Cat ToyHairy SwatterSluggo Nickname When SittingPaw TuckerOsito Nickname When AgitatedSeñor TwitchytailNubby Nickname when walking on us as

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Everybody’s Workin’ For The Weekend

The other night I was picking up a few items in a nearly deserted supermarket. At one point I rounded a corner and espied a handsome orange cat halfway down the cereal aisle. He was milling around aimlessly under the Lucky Charms until he saw me, and then trotted to my side and began mewing for pets. After ponying up,

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Thanks Louie

Sunday evening I took a load of clean laundry out of the dryer and dumped it into the overstuffed chair we have in our living room; As is his wont, Louis The Cat immediately leapt onto the pile of warm clothes, burrowed into the shirts and socks, and promptly fell asleep. I had intended to fold the clothes shortly thereafter

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Kitten, Fear My Wrath!

I was sitting in a lawn chair reading Nero Wolfe, and Louie was skulking about my feet. Louis is technically an indoor cat, but as long as someone is keeping an eye on him we let him nose around the back patio. The sky had been growing increasingly dark, and I felt the first few spatters of rain. "Okay, Louie,"

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Plastiophilia

Our cat, Edgar, is a full-on plastiophage: shrink wrap, Ziploc bags, bubble paper, shower curtains -- if it's plastic, he'll eat it. Grocery bags fear him. Coke bottles tremble in his presence. When we put strips of double-sided tape on the back of our couch to deter the kitties from scratching it, he immediately pulled it off and wolfed it

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Ed

Boy, something has been driving me crazy! It's been nagging me for weeks, and although I have tried to get over it, I just can't stop obsessing. I need to do something. I guess the best thing to do is to just get it off my chest by describing it in horrific detail, here on my weblog for the whole

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