In his recent speech on Iraq, Bush said "We thank the 36 nations who have troops on the ground in Iraq and the many others who are helping that young democracy." This assertion--that there are as many as 36 nations aiding in the Iraqi war--has some calling the President delusional. Aside from the US and the United Kingdom, who else
Supermarket sushi is just a scam to get you to buy supermarket Maalox. The Wonderbra has brought more joy to my life than any other modern invention. Interview tips: Make or three or four oblique references to your pathological enthusiasm for Cookie Crisp cereal. About six minutes into the interview cut the interviewer off mid-sentence with "look, if you're not
Death Taxes If you look at one of those big, digital clocks on the side of banks--you know, the kind that alternate between the time and temperature?--it will be displaying whichever statistic you are not currently trying to ascertain.
Sony has launched the Minisode Network, a new service airing abridged versions of classic 70's an 80's TV shows. Here is a selection of the programs, which have been given new titles that better reflect the scaled-back subject matter. One's CompanyGreen YardageAnecdotes of LifeThe Odd SingleThe Eight Hundred and Fifty Dollar ManFantasy Landing StripNarcissistic JoanieWho's the Middle-Manager?Space: 1973Married ... And
John Rambo (2008) Sheriff Freddy Heflin (2009) Judge Joseph Dredd (2009) Sargeant Joe Bomowski (2010) Raymond Tango (2011) Lincoln Hawk (2011) Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti (2011) Nick Martinelli (2012) Young Man In Crowd (2013) Extra/Man Dancing In Club (2013) Italian Stallion (2014)
A dog A cat A pig A cow A horse A sheep A goat A chicken A bunny A duck A rooster A bird A turkey A crow An owl A mouse A fish A snake A bear An elephant A cricket A baby A pirate A robot A chicken nugget A hot dog Applesauce An octagon
Cruller, Alabama Jelly-Filled, Alaska Bavarian, Arizona Apple Fritter, Arkansas Brown Bobby, California Sugar, Colorado Nut Top, Connecticut Old Fashioned, Delaware Cheese Danish, Florida Hush Puppy, Georgia Malasada, Hawaii Eclair, Idaho Frosted, Illinois Timbits, Indiana Golden Puff, Iowa Koeksuster, Kansas Yum-Yum, Kentucky Beignet, Louisiana Buttermilk, Maine Krafne, Maryland Boston Cream, Massachusetts Lassie Loop, Michigan Cinnamon Twist, Minnesota Crumb, Mississippi Maple Bar,
Paperback Writer Cradle of Love Rocker Country Boy (thank god!) Business Caretaker Smooth Operator Smooth Criminal Move Buster Mr. Tally Man Pack Leader Careless Whisperer Thriller Boy of Summer Tiny Dancer Tambourine Man Yellow Submariner Banjo Dueler Right To Party Advocate Lover (part-time) Tubthumper Kung Fu Fighter Guy who wrote the jingle for the "Kit-Kat" commericals Dancing Queen Port Commissioner