The Perfect Karaoke Song

Here's a question for ya: what is the perfect karaoke song? Wait, don't answer yet. Because I'm not asking for titles, the "Brown Eyed Girls"s and the "I Will Survive"s. I am asking about qualities. What are the characteristics of the perfect karaoke song? This has been on my mind recently, as I have found myself in no less than

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Ask Your Doctor if Satiation™ is Right For You

Scientists have invented a pill that that allows you to live without eating, drinking, or excreting. Unfortunately it not only eliminates your desire to eat, it also ensures that you take no pleasure when doing so. Question: Would you take the pill? FAQ:Taking the pill is a one-time event. Once you swallow it you are set on "no eating" for

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Secret Service

"Look, I promise to never take your 'secret' path to the oval office. Can I please just open my eyes?" Provide your caption in the comments. Photo and idea swiped from kokogiak.

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The Scene You Hate

A friend, having read my last post, asked if The Queen really objects to botanical inaccuracies in movies. Oh yes, yes indeed. And not just in motion pictures, either. If I'd known, in advance, that the TV show LOST would feature a bunch of people on a tropical island populated with temperate foliage, I never would have put it in

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Mob Rule: Belatedly Yours

Here's a question I've been carrying around in my head for months. I've been meaning to send it to The Ethicist, but since it's been a while since I've opened comments on a post (and you guys are clearly in search of a thread to brawl in) I guess I'll just toss it out here.Dear Teh Intire NetarWeb: Say you

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Mob Rule: Grammarama

I posted this question to a discussion group and it incited a veritable brawl:Which is grammatically correct: "I have had sex with each and every member of Avenged Sevenfold, one of the bands that [is|are] part of Ozzfest 2006."No consensus was reached, so we can settle the matter once and for all, right here on this humble little webpage. Fight!

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