Honestly, Coca-Cola doesn't offer anything you couldn't get by mixing carbonated water with high fructose corn syrup, carmel color, phosphoric acid, natural flavors, and caffeine.
Today is the 30th anniversary of MTV. I know this because John in the Morning, of KEXP, has devoted the last few hours to music of the era. Fun fact: when a DJ plays Thomas Dolby during your morning commute, you can immediately identify all the drivers around you who are listening to the same station. "SCIENCE!!" Boy these songs
Oh my god, what a horrifying dilemma that must be for them. "I have the munchies so bad ... and I'm delicious!"
Here's a question for ya: what is the perfect karaoke song? Wait, don't answer yet. Because I'm not asking for titles, the "Brown Eyed Girls"s and the "I Will Survive"s. I am asking about qualities. What are the characteristics of the perfect karaoke song? This has been on my mind recently, as I have found myself in no less than
Seriously, though: how are these not named "shortbread", "samoas", etc.?
Work is essentially just a way to kill time between coffee and beer.
The moments between realizing your fingers smell like bacon and remembering that you prepared bacon that morning are among the most terrifying known to man.
In 1854, Henry David Thoreau said that most people "lead lives of quiet desperation". Today that is no longer true. Thanks to blogs, Facebook, Twitter, and reality television, our desperation just keeps getting louder.
Gidget--the Chihuahua who starred in the "Yo quiero Taco Bell" commercials -- died today at the age of 15. He will get his reward in the afterlife, as Taco Bell is all they serve in hell.