Meanwhile, In Congress …

"Oh my God, our approval rating is below 15%! We have to fix this sequestration mess before Friday!" "Or — hear me out — or we could spend the week making the biggest and best Harlem Shake video yet!" You totally know this conversation took place.

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Jabberwocky

Palin blasts White House's rapper invite: Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin joined the anti-Common refrain Wednesday night, questioning the White House's judgment for inviting the rapper to participate in a poetry event. "You know, the judgment, it's just so lacking of class and decency and all that's good about America with an invite like this," Palin said on Fox News

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Name Your Price

Sarah Palin is getting a lot of flack because she submitted an application to trademark her name and "forgot" to sign it but maybe she's just a super savvy businesswoman who knows that once her name is trademarked it's going to be worth bank and you don't just give that shit away for free, yo.

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LDFCfPE

Hi, I'm Lou Dobbs, called "Mr. Independent" by myself and others (mostly myself). When I abruptly quit my plush gig as the host of Lou Dobbs Tonight last week, people thought I had gone insane(r). Didn't I have everything that an irritable curmudgeon could possibly want? I did--AND NOW YOU CAN TOO!! Announcing my newest enterprise: The Lou Dobbs Fantasy

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Bailin’ Palin

I love that Sarah Palin peppered her resignation speech with applause lines:If I have learned one thing: LIFE is about choices! And one chooses how to react to circumstances. You can choose to engage in things that tear down, or build up. I choose to work very hard on a path for fruitfulness and productivity. I choose NOT to tear

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Obama

Told ya so. Dodged a bullet on that electorial prediction, though. That would have been a lot of beer. At one point during the night Obama was actually at 292, and I was all, like, "Oh shit, you gotta win another state. Any state dude, even one no one cares about. How about Nevada? Or a Dakota?" * * *

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Presidental Debate Liveblogging

I was mulling over the debate during my commute home from work, and started to marvel over just how bad things are for John McCain tonight. Just about every major factor is working against him:The main topic of the debate, health care, is the Republicans' #2 worst issue. The huge drop in the stock market today ensures that the Republican's

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Presidental Debate Liveblogging

Round II:6:00: Aww rats. Obama and McCain just came out wearing their normal attire. After the "I've got a bracelet" / "oh yeah, well I also have a bracelet" exchange of the first debate, I was hoping they'd arrived encumbered by layers and layers, and would spend the whole debate stripping off articles of clothing and sharing the personal anecdotes

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