Passé Pix

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The Long And The Short Of It

Email.To: matthew@defectiveyeti.com From: lestradal@supermailing.be Subject: CAN YOU HELP ME OUT? Dear friend, I hope that this mail will not be an embarrassment to you. Listen and read carefully, I found your contact from a business journal and that is why I have decided to involve you in this transaction. I was a woman of substance and of great importance to

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$eason$ Greeting$!!

I'm really looking forward to the upcoming holiday season. In the past I always dreaded the whole Thanksgiving-Christmas-New Year's troika. But ever since I signed up to be a Conversational Spammer back in August, every party is a chance for me to pull in the big bucks. I can't believe how much money I made in October, what with Halloween-related

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Spam Update

Out of curiosity I dug around in my gmail Spam folder a bit and found three legitimate messages squirrelled away in there. I labelled them "Not Spam," but since then gmail has been all pissy, like, "well well, look who's the expert on Bayesian filtering. Maybe you'd just like to sort your own email, Mr. I'm-better-at-identifying-spam-than-100,000-servers." So now all "Sma|lCap

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Regrets, I’ve Had A Few

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Friday Afternoon Scrachpad

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Don’t Believe The Hype

Spam:From: s5dkk1aqn@imap.com Wed Nov 26 16:25:14 2003 To: matthew@defectiveyeti.com Subject: Have great sex with Viagra!!I tried this and, honestly, the sex wasn't that great. The Viagra pretty much just lay there passively.

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If You Insist

From the spam filter log.From: rnyst1t@yahoo.com.hk Mon Nov 10 09:57:00 2003 Subject: Matthew,Say Goodbye to Junk Email! Folder: /dev/nullGoodbye.

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Moo-la?

I just received email with the subjectline:What's a Money Making Cash Cow?What the hell, is Laffy Taffy sending spam now too? Contributor of the best punchline in the comments wins a hug.

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