I Have My Doubts

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My New Year’s Resolutions, As Dictated By Spam Subject Lines

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Brew Haha

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I Win

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Spam, For The Trash Folder

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Beutiful Chicks Naked

I got a spam email today with the subject line "You like to see beautiful chicks naked!" and while I usually delete such messages unread I couldn't believe how uncannily accurate the sender had been in his prediction. How on earth could someone I have never met possibly know such a thing? He must be using some sort of complex

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Spam Haiku

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