"The advent of Google marks off two very distinct periods in Internet history. The optimists remember the age before Google as chaotic, inefficient, and disorganized. Most search engines at the time had poor ethics (some made money by misrepresenting ads as search results) and terrible algorithms (some could not even find their parent companies online). All of that changed when
My aunt was going through my late grandfather's effects, and found a carbon copy of a letter he sent to US NEWS AND WORLD REPORT a few months before he died. Perhaps it's best that he wasn't around to endure the iPhone hype. More on Grandpa's epistles here.
INT - CHENEY'S LAIR - AFTERNOON CHENEY sits behind a desk. He is playing NINTENDOGS on his DS, but, instead of trying to teach them tricks, he is STABBING the puppies with his STYLUS.CHENEY: Not so tough now, are you? Answer me! Oh, you want some too, bitch?!The INTERCOM on CHENEY's desk buzzes. He sighs, reluctantly puts the DS in