… to throw together a last minute Oscar Pool.

The 2007 Make-Yer-Own Oscar Pool Page is ready to go. A big thanks to everyone who helped test it out. And if anyone else notices further bugs or errors, be sure to drop me a line.

(Oh, and keep those cliches coming. Still haven’t decided what to do with them all, but I’ve been getting some great ones!)

Click here … for SCIENCE!

The Make-Yer-Own Oscar Pool Page is up and running at http://www.defectiveyeti.com/oscars. I made some changes to the back-end, so let me know if you find any bugs, experience any bugs, or have any suggestions.

Update: Should be working fine, now. Let me know is that’s not the case.

I want to drive a phenomenal amount of traffic to my site, but I don’t want to go through the bother of writing something funny or clever or thought provoking. So maybe I’ll try my hand at spawning a blogmeme instead.

These are my URL ABCs:

• A is for angel.net/~nic/slate.cgi – I love Slate. I hate ads. Nic Wolff’s filter = Slate – ads.
• B is for blogdex.net – I expect to see this post in the #3 slot tomorrow. Do your part.
• C is for catalog.kcls.org – The library rules.
• D is for defectiveyeti.com – Also rules: narcissism.
• E is for electrolicious.com – I met her! She’s nice!
• [The first rule prevents me from mentioning this site.]
• G is for google.com – Duh.
• H is for homestarrunner.com – “Homestarrunner dot net: it’s dot COM!”
• I is for ifilm.com/WMPPlaylist.asx?ifilmId=2667017&bandwidth=300 – Hahaha! I’d forgotten about this.
• J is for jayseae.cxliv.org/moderate – Re: this post
• K is for kingdomofloathing.com – A cross between crack cocaine and javascript.
• L is for luger.se/uploads/imgArchive/hives%202004%2004.jpg – Is this the band “The Hives?” I have no idea.
• M is for mightygirl.net – Sorry Metafilter, you came in second. Internet crush > Internet addicition.
• N is for nicklewis.smartcampaigns.com/node/367 – Has CNN resorted to comment spam?
• O is for oliverwillis.com – The site that inspired the URL ABCs. I haven’t been to O.W.’s in ages, and when I typed ‘o’ into by location bar today I was surprised to see it as the first suggestion. That got me wondering about the rest of the alphabet.
• P is for pair.com – dy’s host.
• Q is for qwantz.com/fanart/11.gif – What I’ve learned: autosuggest provides the screwiest links for infrequently used letters.
• R is for rpg.net – I don’t play any RPGs, but I like reading about them. I don’t know if that increases or decreases my nerd quotient.
• S is for spamusement.com – I would renew my passport in a heartbeat if this place actually existed.
• T is for themorningnews.org – A++++ WOULD READ AGAIN!!!!
• U is for upn.com/shows/top_model/index.shtml – Holy shit, what an embarassment.
• V is for verba.chromogenic.net/archives/2005/01/cameramail.html – Wish I’d thought of this.
• W is for washingtonmonthly.com – Possibly my favorite political blog. Pretty much the only one I read these days, at any rate.
• X is for xenodochy.org/ex/thirteen.html – Research for my 12 /13 Man Illusion post.
• Y is for yousendit.com/blocked.aspx – Goddamnit, I wanted that file. Reseed, plz! Reeseeeed!
• Z is for zoggles.co.uk/asp/pixels.asp?section=30 – Buh? When did I go here?

How to find your URL ABCs: Type the letter ‘a’ into your location bar, copy the first URL that your browser autosuggests as a completion, and paste it into the corresponding field below. Repeat for letters ‘b’ through ‘z’. You may add a comments as well, but they are not required. You can skip a letter if you’d like, or you can supply a comment for a letter even if you omit its URLs (to explain that nothing came up for that particular letter, for instance). When you are done, click ‘Format My URL ABCs’ and this script will return the HTML code you can paste in the comments of the URL ABCs post , use on your own site, or print it out and enclose it with your next Kelly Osbourne fan letter. Whatever.

Note: This may only be an interesting exercise with Firefox or Mozilla, both of which offer autosuggestions in descending order of last accessed (the sorting algorithm may also take the frequency of access into account as well). I don’t know what IE does. If it just cough up URLS in alphabetic order — and, after a little experimentation with my rarely used copy of IE, I think this might be the case — then picking the first one off the top doesn’t really reveal much about you.

Update: I just realized that my spam filter — which automatically blocks comments that contain > 20 hyperlinks — has been preventing people from posting their ABCs in the comments. Sorry about that — the filter has been temporarily disabled.

Okay, the 2004 Make-Yer-Own Oscar Pool Page is up and running. Sorry I got it out so soon before the awards this year, but, until yesterday, I didn’t realize they’d moved the ceremony all the way up to February.

If you find any bugs or have any suggestions, please let me know by email or in the comments to this post. Thanks.

Ask White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan About Bush’s National Guard Record!

The problem with journalism today is that it’s all so damned depressing: North Korea has nukes, the US has deficits, Harrison Ford is dating Calista Flockhart, and so on. Just skimming the Yahoo! News page is enough to induce an anxiety attack. If only there was some way to soften the blow …

Well now there is! Just enter your email address below^*, select the news story you wish to read, and the defective yeti Momalizer will put it into the most comforting format possible: a friendly email from your dear old mom.

Here’s something vaguely cool.

As I read books, I try to jot down any words I encounter with meaning unknown or unclear to me. Later I look these words up, in the hopes of Increasing My Word Power and allowing me to understand novels written by Don DeLillo. That’s the idea, anyhow. Back in the good old days I would write unfamiliar words on the inside of the back cover, but now that I have become a Cheap Bastard and get all my books from the library this is no longer an option. For a while I lugged around a small notebook for this purpose, but it didn’t take long to lose that. And I’ve often thought about carrying a Palm Pilot to record words, but the downside with this plan is that it would require me to carry a Palm Pilot and then I would be a dork. What to do?

Well, this is my newest cockeyed scheme. I whipped up some bookmarks, printed them onto card stock (which turned out to be unneccesary — regular weight paper works fine), cut them out and now use while reading, one per book. Each section on the bookmark has three fields: the first for the word itself, followed by a small dash where you can write the page number where you found it. Below this are two lines where you can either write the definition or the context in which the word was found. Each section also has a small box in the upper-right hand corner.

This is how I’m using them. I record unknown words as I read, look them up after I’ve finished the book and write the definitions down in the space provided. Then I tape the bookmark to the side of my computer monitor. Whenever I manage to use one of the words (in email or whatever) I check the box to reflect this fact. In this way I do all three of the things that I have found are necessary for me to retain the memory of new words: looking it up, writing it down, and employing it in conversation.

*shrug* I dunno, it might work. The bookmarks are pretty useful, but my use of them is currently desultory at best. (Woohoo! Checkmark!) Here’s a PDF file of the bookmarks if you’d like to try this system for yourself.

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Let me get this straight: You're a dork if you use a palm pilot, but not a dork if you design and make your own bookmarks?

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