Butterfly Girl Rules

Very Nice Person Elizabeth Blanco (a.k.a. Butterfly Girl) made a button for me: . You could use it to link to defective yeti! Or you could use it to link to Boobleheaddolls.com, I suppose, although that doesn't make any sense. Or you could print the button out on a piece of paper and keep it on your desk, and then

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Assless Pants?

Does anyone have any photos of David Lee Roth wearing those assless leather pants? I need some for a sympathy collage I am making for my Great Aunt Rose. If you have any, could you send them to me? Thanks.

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Prospectus: Chairman of the Night

I was listening to the news today and they were talking corporate scandals and Harvey Pitt. (Harvey Pitt, you'll recall, is the current SEC Chairman, a guy whose future is every bit as bright as the red-shirted unnamed guy on Star Trek who just beamed down to the surface of a planet and is told to look behind that rock.)

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Raptureready.com

Raptureready.com says "The rapture is going to strike without warning. The rapture is going to happen suddenly. The rapture is going to be one of the most astonishing events to ever occur." The Rapture may not be the most astonishing event ever to occur, but it's gonna be, like, in the top ten. Right up there with Richard Hatch winning

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Scammed

I have been the victim of an orchestrated and refined scam at least twice. (By "refined" I mean "more elaborate than a guy who doesn't really need bus fare hitting me up for a dollar".) I may have been bilked on other occasions but, if so, I am blissfully unaware of it. The two:Short Change: I got nailed by a

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Kaption Krazy

Captions.Tom Ridge Shows Congress How Wide His Authority is in Matters of Homeland SecurityAnother Small Investor Abandons Worldcom"Cliff Notes" Branches Out Into New FieldsCash-Strapped FedEx To Use 'Downsized' JetsTom Ridge Demonstrates What Steps Must Be Taken For Missile Defense To Succeed

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#1

Yes! defective yeti is the #1 Google search result for the key phrase drunken shenanigans. I have never been prouder.

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