My wife and I were jogging through nearby Ravenna Park this afternoon when we found ourselves in the middle of a swordfight. Every Saturday and Sunday a considerable number of Youth — presumably affiliated with the local Society for Creative Anachronism (or perhaps just afflicted with the need to LARP) — gather in the Park to both barbeque and whack each other with sticks. So we’ve become accustomed to seeing them during our weekend jogs, so much so that we now just refer to them collectively as Hogwarts.
This particular swordfight was unusual, though, because it was taking place right in the middle of a trail, instead of in the picnic area where we are accustomed to seeing melee. As we got closer to the fray we didn?t quite know what to do. But then, suddenly, one of the fighters yelled “Reality!” and all hostilities ceased, as the combatants respectfully stood off to the side of the trail and allowed us to past unmolested. In addition to being quite courteous, it also made me feel like a Level 14 Wizard in possession of the Elven Broach of Peacemaking +3.
The next time I find myself at the end of a line at Starbucks I’m going to holler “Reality!” and see what happens.